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Unfortunately, this delayed his escape so much that the concertgoers had found him, and were not far behind him.

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Fortunately, he managed to find a Portkey about to transport lying in the middle of the street and was able to escape.

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Unfortunately some of the concertgoers grabbed onto the port key and came with him. 

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Fortunately, the only concertgoer actually touching the portkey (the rest of them were holding onto his hand) lifted the hand touching the portkey off of it for a moment to scratch his nose, which happened to be the exact moment that the portkey departed (his fellow concert goers were rather mad at him afterward)

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Fortunately, the promotions manager was faster at running than the concertgoers because he was in great shape and found a helicopter waiting for him a little ways away and he got onto the helicopter leaving the concertgoers behind

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Unfortunately, not long after taking off, the helicopter had a technical fault and the pilot had to land quickly.

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Fortunately, the helicopter landed perfectly on an over-sized, squishy mushroom.

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Fortunately, the promotions manager found out that the goo was delicious and was very nutritional, and he wasn't hurt.

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Unfortunately, the pilot is now obsessed with that particular type of safe, squishy mushroom and can't get enough of them.

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Fortunately, he got intervention with his mushroom goo obsession and now is happily on the mend.

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Fortunately, rather than killing you, the snakes venom makes you break out into loud and joyful song

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Unfortunately, his song was so loud that it busted his ear drums and the ear drums of several people nearby.

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Unfortunately, he already had a surgery scheduled at the time that they went in to see him.

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Unfortunately, that day there was a lot of fog and no one could see anything, so he couldn't read anyone's lips.

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