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Prof. McGonagall: Mr. Pettigrew, where is Mr. Black?
Peter: Sirius is doing stuff.
Prof. McGonagall: And where is Mr. Potter?
Peter: James is stopping Sirius from doing stuff.
Prof. McGonagall: What about Mr. Lupin?
Peter: Remus is stopping James from stopping Sirius from doing stuff.
Prof. McGonagall: Then why are you here, Mr. Pettigrew?
Peter: I am supposed to stop you from stopping Remus from stopping James from stopping Sirius from doing stuff.

To the 1% who read this
Your skin isn't a paper, don't cut it
Your face isn't a mask, don't cover it.
Your body isn't a book, don't judge it.
Your heart isn't a door, don't lock it.
Your life isn't a movie, don't end it.
 
You are you, and you're beautiful the way you are. There are at least 2 people in this world that would sacrifice themselves for your living.
 
Be proud of your self, be you. Express your feeling and show that you are great, because you certainly are.
 
Study hard, push your self, and you will achieve your goals.keep fit, eat healthy and keep hygiene. And we can get through COVID19 together!
 
Stay safe and take care of yourself and your family 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARIO!
Happy birthday Prof! Many many happy returns of the day! Now I want a treat! :DD

Was funny so decided to share with you all...
 
*A conversation between Sirius Black and Prof. McGonagall, in her office*
 
Prof. McGonagall: I asked you if you were involved in that prank. Were you lying to me?
Sirius: That depends on how you define lying.
Prof. McGonagall: I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Sirius: As to be in a horizontal or resting position on a supporting surface.
Prof. McGonagall:
Sirius:
Prof. McGonagall: Get out of my office.
Sirius: With pleasure.