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Was funny so decided to share with you all...
*A conversation between Sirius Black and Prof. McGonagall, in her office*
Prof. McGonagall: I asked you if you were involved in that prank. Were you lying to me?
Sirius: That depends on how you define lying.
Prof. McGonagall: I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Sirius: As to be in a horizontal or resting position on a supporting surface.
Prof. McGonagall: Get out of my office.
Sirius: With pleasure.