I, am a dad at heart, so I am going to continue to post horrid jokes because dad jokes make people laugh and I like making people laugh so here goes joke #2
My brother asked me, "How obsessed with Harry Potter are you on a scale from 1-10?"
I looked at him and said, "About 9 and 3/4"
HAHAHAHA
Now... If you didn't find that funny there must be something RON with you (I'm so punny!)