Got Jokes?

[Gervaise Loxias 9]

Let's tell some jokes, Bois and Gois

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between the pot he uses to make potions and his best friend?

Because they're both CauldRON

[Savannah Foster 26]

Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?

 

So you'd never know which side he's on.

[Gervaise Loxias 9]

OK Savannah, I'm actually crying rn omg

[Savannah Foster 26]

Thanks!

 

Here's another joke:

 

Wormtail: "Master, can you really rise again?"

Voldemort: "Certainly, but you'll need to give me a hand."

[Gervaise Loxias 9]

Harry: Why is the symbol for Ravenclaw an Eagle?

Professor Flitwick: Because it is a majestic bird, my dear boy, what else would it be?

Harry: A raven...

[Carrie Warts 27]

Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter to Facebook?

Because he only has followers, not friends *ouch*

 

[Carrie Warts 27]

Two Hungarian Horntails walk into a pub,

The first one says, “Sure is hot in here.”

The second one snaps back, “Shut your mouth!”

[Savannah Foster 26]

How many Slytherins does it take to stir a potion?

 

Just one. She puts the spoon in and then the cauldron revolves around her.

[Amy Hale 2]

Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?

 

Nobody nose.

 

[Savannah Foster 26]

Why is Mad-Eye Moody such a bad professor?

 

Because he can't control his pupils.

[Hiya Debnath 2]

What is one bad habit Voldemort can't ever have?

Stick his nose into everything.

 

[Adeline Morior 4]

If a wizard gets robbed by a Muggle, has he been Muggled?

[Hiya Debnath 2]

Hahaha.

Adeline, I love that one. Very funny.

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