Gervaise Loxias 9 Posted June 23, 2020 Let's tell some jokes, Bois and Gois Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between the pot he uses to make potions and his best friend? Because they're both CauldRON Share this post Link to post
Savannah Foster 26 Posted June 23, 2020 Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road? So you'd never know which side he's on. 1 Share this post Link to post
Gervaise Loxias 9 Posted June 24, 2020 OK Savannah, I'm actually crying rn omg Share this post Link to post
Savannah Foster 26 Posted June 24, 2020 Thanks! Here's another joke: Wormtail: "Master, can you really rise again?" Voldemort: "Certainly, but you'll need to give me a hand." 1 Share this post Link to post
Gervaise Loxias 9 Posted July 2, 2020 Harry: Why is the symbol for Ravenclaw an Eagle? Professor Flitwick: Because it is a majestic bird, my dear boy, what else would it be? Harry: A raven... Share this post Link to post
Carrie Warts 27 Posted July 2, 2020 Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter to Facebook? Because he only has followers, not friends *ouch* 1 Share this post Link to post
Carrie Warts 27 Posted July 2, 2020 Two Hungarian Horntails walk into a pub, The first one says, “Sure is hot in here.” The second one snaps back, “Shut your mouth!” 1 Share this post Link to post
Savannah Foster 26 Posted July 3, 2020 How many Slytherins does it take to stir a potion? Just one. She puts the spoon in and then the cauldron revolves around her. 1 Share this post Link to post
Amy Hale 2 Posted July 6, 2020 Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses? Nobody nose. 2 Share this post Link to post
Savannah Foster 26 Posted July 10, 2020 Why is Mad-Eye Moody such a bad professor? Because he can't control his pupils. Share this post Link to post
Hiya Debnath 2 Posted February 6 What is one bad habit Voldemort can't ever have? Stick his nose into everything. Share this post Link to post
Adeline Morior 4 Posted February 6 If a wizard gets robbed by a Muggle, has he been Muggled? Share this post Link to post
Hiya Debnath 2 Posted March 12 Hahaha. Adeline, I love that one. Very funny. How to be stress-free at school? - Answer - Don't go to school. : ) Share this post Link to post