That would depend. I think I'd prefer to ride a broom (though Sabrina the Teenage Witch's flying vacuum is amazing) but clean with a vacuum.
Would you rather be marooned or shipwrecked?
Freezing cold (But only because it's burning hot right now and man do I need a change.)
Spend a day with someone who talks too much or someone who doesn't talk at all?
True-ish (I've written stuff for HOL which you'd probably class fanfiction. I've never been a big Fic writer though-I always feel more comfortable with my own stuff)
Has started a blog at some point
Very guilty (It goes from hysterical donkey to hysterical donkey with bronchitis to hysterical donkey being sat on by elephant)
Has gone for a walk in the rain or really late at night just because
Thanks, Patrick! And don't worry about it. My non-internet Birthday cake has only just come out of the oven so late is the birthday theme this year, hehe.
False (But only cause I can't. I do the blind person equivalent of listening to them instead. Which people always say is rude an intrusive but I think that's pretty narrow minded. Comes in handy with being a writer as well)
Always forgets to charge their devices.