Prof. Sky Alton

Well, I'd hope to get the situation sorted out before a professor found out and started asking awkward questions about my dangerous incompetence so I'd go find Astrid Black as she is a class assistant for a herbology class. Hopefully she could help me rectify things before it got to the stage where I had to fess up. Uh oh, a game of gobstones got a bit too heated and now someone has been transfigured into a tortoiseshell cat. They're a very cuddly kitty but they have exams to sit next week so they can't stay that way. Who do you call to put it right?

I'd run panicking to Prof. Arielle to see if she could recommend something from the extensive notes she received from celebrated Vegetarian cook Kennilworthy Wisp for her class You've been working so hard on your class production of The Fountain of Fair Fortune and everything is set for the premier tomorrow night...only you've forgotten to design and paint any scenery! Who could help you out of this jam?

Sometimes The Ghost Busters are nowhere to be found and you have to call a HOLer instead The game is pretty simple, the person above you will suggest a problem. Your job is to say which member of HOL you’d call to help you out with it and why, then suggest a problem for the next person. The situations and reasons can be as simple, sensible or as silly as you like. Example: Person 1: The CR just exploded. Person 2: I'd ask Prof. Dario to get his toolkit-he fixed it the last time! There’s a boggart in my downstairs toilet Person 3: I'd get onto Prof. Scarlet, she teaches people to confront them…. (And so on) Sooo, our first problem in need of solving is…. Ahg! There’s a rampaging herd of purple hooved hippocampi on the loose in the library. Who would you call to help get rid of them?

Baroque (Love it!)

Someone told me to stop impersonating a flamingo....I had to put my foot down.

Organ (Grinder....didn't think it was sporting to hyphenate)

Man

Howl

Deer

Wheelchair (the most exciting and brutal type of fencing. When you don't have footwork to think about, it leaves you free to put all your strength into your blows)

Musketeer

Pear (wood, sapient variety thereof)

Colour :)

Cinematic

I need a flamingo night light in my life!

Girl

Puff (Well...I mean, I've had some desserts that look like works of art so it works....)

Art

TV

Inocent...though only because I hadn't thought of it. There's a TARDIS and a few Sonnic Screwdrivers on there already though Has been known to sulk when the wifi drops out

True. So true in fact that my old HP audio cassettes are now unplayable Has re-watched at least some of the Harry Potter movies.

Good (Read 'Frog Kisser!' by Garth Nix, it has the best Wizard ever in it)