Prof. Zenix James

Oh, Lord. Not introductions. I swear, I had like, 15 introductions in the old CR because the thread was so old and so long. Might as well begin again. HI. I'm Zenix James. You can call me...Spanky. Not really, don't call me Spanky. Only Missa can call me Spanky. I'm...I guess I'm a professor, cause I'm not a prefect anymore. So, I can't really say that without being a false testament. I'M PROFESSOR JAMES. Way cool. I teach some classes...Go find them if you want to know what I teach! I've been around here for about 5 and a half years. Way too long. In real life, I'm ALMOST...ALMOST 21. 10 day countdown until my birthday. SO EXCITED. I'm a criminal justice student at university. Gonna send some bad doods to jail. At least there are attorneys with a sense of humor still. >_> Yeah, that's about it. I'm super glad the CR is back up and running. And, HELLO OTHER HOUSES! -waves-

HOUSE MEETING TIME! Happy New Year! Merry Christmas! Happy Arbor DayKwanza! Happy Hanukkah House! Uhm...YEAH. We all hope you had a wonderful HOLiday season and drank lots of butterbeer. I know I did. <_< However! It's house meeting time, agaaaain. Where: #gryffhousemeeting When THIS SUNDAY: 10th, at 4pm EST (9pm HOL) Why: Because it's awesome For those of you who showed early last time and got to see my amazing ADHD Hangman skillz, we're gonna hold it again for this meeting. So, if you want to come play hangman and be elaborately entertained, show up about 30-45 minutes before the meeting! See you there!

I just had the sudden thought...and, what do you all think? Would I be a horrible person to decapitate Frosty the Snowman? If "yes" is your answer. WATCH OUT, FROSTY, HERE I COME. >:D If no...You all need some meds, you psychopathic heathens! Anyhoo! We all know the only reason why I make announcements. I know, I know, it's like, "Zenix, you should do it more, we all love your amazing FACE!" Yes, I know, but it needs time alone. My puppy just did a superman leap off the bed...silly puppy. I knew I should have named him Clark Kent... HOUSE MEETING TIME! We will have this house meeting, or I will hunt all of you the few who can actually remembered to sign-up for the CR DOWN and force you to...to...disembowel a barrel of horned toads. -nods- Totally original torture. I did not jack that from anyone. Who's J.K. Rowling? O.O Where: #gryffhousemeeting When THIS SUNDAY: 13th, at 4pm EST (9pm HOL) Why: Horned toads. 'nuff said. If people show (HINT HINT), there will be HOLiday Hangman. I think I'll make it kind of a hint holiday hangman. -nods- But, yes, hangman 30-45 mins before. SEE YA THERE.