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Joke Of The Day
Prof. McGonagall: Mr. Pettigrew, where is Mr. Black?
Peter: Sirius is doing stuff.
Prof. McGonagall: And where is Mr. Potter?
Peter: James is stopping Sirius from doing stuff.
Prof. McGonagall: What about Mr. Lupin?
Peter: Remus is stopping James from stopping Sirius from doing stuff.
Prof. McGonagall: Then why are you here, Mr. Pettigrew?
Peter: I am supposed to stop you from stopping Remus from stopping James from stopping Sirius from doing stuff.
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Was funny so decided to share with you all...
*A conversation between Sirius Black and Prof. McGonagall, in her office*
Prof. McGonagall: I asked you if you were involved in that prank. Were you lying to me?
Sirius: That depends on how you define lying.
Prof. McGonagall: I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Sirius: As to be in a horizontal or resting position on a supporting surface.
Prof. McGonagall:
Sirius:
Prof. McGonagall: Get out of my office.
Sirius: With pleasure.