Prose and Cons – Captions

By February Fortescue

Caption One:

Filch grabs Harry in front of the writing

Caption Two:

The three brothers meet death, text says

By Aurelia West

Caption 1

Filch: You’re the Heir of Slytherin, Harry.

Harry (in parseltongue): I’m the what?

Caption 2

Death: You’re all coming with me! (To Ignotus) Oh, well I suppose, not you.

By Prof. Sindor Aloyarc

Caption #1:
Harry: “I can’t believe nobody suspected us.”
Filch: “We’ve done quite well to conceal ourselves. They won’t have realized we created an Easter scavenger hunt together!”

Caption #2:
Death: “Has anybody seen the road sign?”
Others: “There was a sign? I didn’t see it.” “I saw the sign, but didn’t read it.” “I read the sign, but thought it just a joke.”

By Prof. Rorey Padfoot

Caption 1: “Kid, I’m telling you the bathroom is out of order!”

Caption 2: “Do we all have our assignments clear? First one back wins the prize!”

By Maxim Trevelyan

#1 – Don’t worry, it’s ketchup.

#2 – Don’t wear sandals and socks together for it’s tasteless.