Prof. Zenix James

"Don't ask my opinion, don't ask me to lie." That was a good song. Okay, Bishop Briggs - River "Shut your mouth and run me like..."

Innocent. If it doesn't interest me, I don't have that time to waste. Has stayed up and binged watched an entire television show in one session. *coughStrangerThingscoughGameofThrones*

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Rules 4: Give me your secrets on how you manage those gorgeous curls, cause mine just won't do what yours does. :D

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That's right, Lions. You heard me correctly. After some cataclysmic magical beasts decided to wreak havoc upon our paper's headquarters, we have finally managed to find all the fantastic articles and everything is back up and running. I truly hope you enjoy the first issue of the 2018 Gryffindor Paw Print! Click Me: The Gryffindor Paw Print Also, please keep you eyes peeled for information regarding November's issue and themes. Thanks!

A long time ago, there was an infestation of cockroaches at a Wizard Candy production plant and cockroaches got all in the candy. Instead of losing millions in galleons and profit, they decided to pretend they did this on purpose. Low and behold, the candy took off for those with abnormal appetites and as pranks. What possessed someone to invent a spell that turns your nose hair into ringlets?

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men todo nothing.” ― Edmund Burke.

I slap Iverian for being new and active!

This game is my LIFE. Alice Cooper - School's out for the Summer. School's out for summer School's out forever

Well, that was one fantastic match! If you missed it....how dare you! We had a formidable team to go against, what is considered the best team in the league, SQT. I want to go ahead and give mad props to Patrick James who scored against this amazingly scary Slytherin team. He deserves so much praise and accolades for scoring. But not just him, the whole Gryffindor Quidditch Team gave their all against this crazy talented Slytherin Team. Don't worry, though. This is not the last game of the season. Stay tuned for announcements about future games! Also, if you are interested in joining the Gryffindor Quidditch Team, contact Jenny Lupin. We are looking for new players. Don't be intimidated at all or apprehensive. We all started somewhere, basically at the bottom (like me), and now we are legends. Make your mark for the Gryffindor House! I look forward to seeing you at the next match, if not playing in the next match! Much love, Prof. Zenix James.

3180! Good going, peeps!

I know I have, I just can't remember the specifics. I'm sure we had a lovely 45 second chat after, though. Ever taken/given a ride from/to a complete stranger?

Guilty. I've lived a dangeoursly reckless life and have broken both ankels and feet twice each, along with 3 ribs. Thank you, Color Guard. Has never been up for 30 hours straight binge watching a TV show.

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Okay, so that's the end of the ABC game with animals, so let us start colors. I know you're probably thinking, "you're mad, Zenix! There are only 7 colors!" There are only seven colors in the rainbow, yes, but there are literal huuuundreds that actually have been created and named. I also checked and saw that even letters like X and Q have color names. LET'S GO! Acid Green

...Is there a difference? I never knew. Hmmmm, false. Likes waking up early.

Not a pole, but I have ran into a person and a door frame. Has woken up at before 5am to go Black Friday shopping.

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